By
EWAN KENNEDY
27 November 2006
I drove a remote control BMW the other day. Simply pushed the
correct buttons and watched it neatly slot itself into a tight parking
space inside a garage.
But unlike the many other remote control cars I've
driven in the past, this wasn’t a mini monster truck with a screaming
electric motor – it was a full sized Bimmer. That’s right, a genuine
BMW 750i road car, close to a quarter of a million dollars of road-going
luxury saloon.
Not on sale yet, because final engineering tests have
still to be carried out for full approval of the car, the remote
controlled BMW is aimed at the person who has a big car and a small
garage.
Rather than driving the car into a too-skinny spot then
squeezing out of doors that can only open a small amount, you simply
stop the car in the vicinity of the garage and let it do the rest
itself. You hold down a button, the engine starts, the mirrors fold out
of the way and the car steers into the parking spot, positions itself
dead centre then stops just short of the back wall. Before switching
itself off and locking the doors.
The next morning you simply push the button again and
the car reverses itself out again, ready for the next trip. Not only a
great way to make life simpler, but a party trick that will keep mates
and neighbours amused for days to come.
The self-parking system uses a small video camera
mounted out of sight in front of the interior mirror. A reflector has to
be placed in the correct position inside the garage, generally in a
central location on the back wall. A computer uses signals from that
reflector to steer and position the car exactly as initially requested
by the driver.
We also had a preview of an interesting new BMW safety
feature that stops a dozy driver from having their car leave the road or
wander into the wrong traffic lane. If the car gets too close to a lane
line or a white line at the edge of the road the steering wheel
shudders. It’s a lot like the feel you get from the steering when the
car runs over one of those ribbed strips at the side of the road.
Except that the BMW system cleverly kicks in a few
centimetres before the tyres actually reach the white lines giving the
driver extra warning that they are possibly drifting into danger due to
their inattention.
I’m already on record for saying I have concerns about
drivers treating this sort of electronic aid as a reason for letting
their attention wander when they should be concentrating on paying
attention to the road.
By all means have something like this as a backup should
the driver be distracted by something else happening in the general
traffic flow, but let's not have driver checking text messages or
dialing mobile phone numbers while relying on the car to watch the road
for them.